Is a man ever too old too wear pink underwear....I think not

However there are somethings that
men of a certain age do that really pisses me off...









Men Of A Certain Age

I hate brown leather blousons
And faded blue jeans that cry out for an arse
Tired white trainers
Way past their best
And baseball caps
Dull gold earrings and large sovereign rings
Black dirty fingernails
Bitten to the quick
And football shirts worn on Mondays
That hang limp as charity shop flags
And gaps between yellow teeth
Black spaces filled by repetition
That leach banality and quiet obscenities.

DVD and Sky TV
Blockbuster video boys
Costa fortune on the yearly Spain plane
Undressed to kill in the sun
Sangria and skittles
Chips off the block
Old enough to know better
Than their middle age children
They dance the night away
In a red sweat haze
Until the morning smeared mirror
Screams out its honesty
To red blind eyes and flaccid obesity dreaming