AUSTIN HERPES

Austin Herpes
Was
A fly by night pig
A glad
Gay
Hey…
What’s it matter
Gad about town pig
Just as long as someone else was paying
He’d be staying
In their company
Austin Herpes was the long in cool
Skinny and mean
But every inch a pig
He was the street in ‘Cred’
Snort snort
snuffle
Bombed on ‘Charlie’
Had nose for it
Had a rosé for it
'Laurent Perrier'
I’ll be bound
Another sucker’s round
Hubble
Bubble
That’s the trouble
With fizzy
Busy Pigs
Little friends
Squealing their shallow delight
On gala night
Never there
When you want them
Never there
When I want to dance
What’ya mean romance?
Haven’t you heard
Anything I’ve been saying
He’s always with others
If they’re paying
Oh yes
Austin Herpes will be staying
All right
Playing
All night
Making a pig of himself