Arthur The Brave Pig (BraveHam)

Arthur is quite the bravest pig
The bravest there has ever been
He drives racing cars
And flies to mars
In a special time machine
He’ climbed virtually every mountain
And sailed across every sea
Just now he’s in the Arctic
He’s teaching Eskimo’s to ski
When he’s reached the North Pole
Explored, and taken stock
He’s swimming back to Bridlington
Before he cycles to Bangkok
It’s there his seed he’ll sell
For a pound a sperm
So I’ve heard tell